“A good story is like a miniskirt- long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep some interest.”
“I’m sweating like a whore in church.”
“That girl looks like she could suck a golf ball out of a hose pipe.”
“Come hell or high water…”
“Nothing is open past midnight besides legs and bars.”
I kind of had the worst weekend, so I wanted to share some of these funny little sayings. Some of them are mine, some of them are my family’s, and some of them are my friends’.
Can you tell I learned the third one from my older brother’s old fraternity brothers? I can.